Friday, February 11, 2005

A list of Funnies

Disco Man- A cool dude from Prague who is eternally searching for a disco
“I am Disco Man” is what he told me.
Four Foot Tall, Jolly, hyperactive, like a child.

Hamster Man- The funny man from China who does not speak English, for some reason he was travelling around Europe with his pet hamster and one night it escaped from the cardboard box he was keeping it in, in the hostel room. I woke up and a hamster was running around the room terrorising people. Eventually the next day he recaptured it four stories below.

Laundry Man- A Japanese fellow who lives inside his bunk bed with a laundry.

Fat Blackout Man- We went to rent an apartment from him and he wanted two months commission. “Yeah it’s normal” he said, then suddenly his computer blew up in his office and caused a blackout and we ran out…

“You know” Man- From Berlin, this guy could talk under wet cement! Each sentence had at least 5 of the phrase “You know”, he spoke really fast, hyperactive and had been to 15o countries, apparently had discovered god in Israel on a mountain top and been shot at several times in west Africa. Quite an entertaining fellow!

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